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Thursday, 7 June 2012

Ten things Thursday - the weekly commandments edition

Thursdays seem to mean one thing in blog world (and a great thing it is too) - ten things Thursday introduced to us by super spider slayer Laura

1)   Thou shalt not celebrate weight loss by eating biscuits - even if they were on special offer in Sainsburys.

2)   Thou shalt not be surprised to see the scale do nasty things after eating nothing but junk for an entire day - stupid scale.

3)   Thou shalt work extra hard in the gym this week to get back to onederland - permanently

4)   Thou shalt not become even more attracted to men with girlfriends who work in fish shops - if it is meant to be, he will make it happen.

5)   Thou shalt not spend any more days pining away for rubbishy ex boyfriends - it has been a long time and it is time to move on - but not with someone with a girlfriend!

6)   Thou shalt not read books just because all the cool kids bloggers are doing it - 50 shades of grey arrived this morning :o)

7)   Thou shall not feign being a helpless girlie to get male friends to come put up the new kitchen blind - even if at first it does seem particularly impossible.

8)   Thou shalt not have post jubilee depression - it was a lovely celebration and now there is the Olympics to think about.

9)   Thou shalt not change the brand of cat food suddenly - cats have sensitive babylike tummies and are then prone to farting, leaving extra smelly presents in the litter tray and throwing up all over the house.

10)  Thou shalt remember to water the window boxes - even when it is raining because they don't actually get wet!

5 comments:

Rachel said...

I looooved 50 Shades of Grey - it kept me up all night on the 9 hour plane ride to Paris. I love your commandments. I shall try to remember 1 and 2. xxxx

20 to go! said...

OMG! I love the ten things thursday idea. I am definitely using that! I hate when junk food is on sale and it just seems so "unleavable".

FitBy40 said...

I completely missed the entire jubilee celebration! I'll have to see if I can find it on the internet, or at least part of it.
I think the queen is lovely!

MandaPanda said...

I love this version of TTT!

jennxaz said...

OMG loved your TTT had to smile at every THOU SHALT!